This is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the best list of Groundhog Day sayings around.
Funny
Give them the gift of laughter (or at least a smirk).
How to wish your favorite person in the world a Happy Birthday.
When you’ve missed someone’s big day, you better make sure your late birthday wish is GOOD.
Pure hilarity only – no sappy BFF quotes allowed.
We’ve conceived this list just for you.
Admittedly, these riddles and one-liners are a little flaky.
Buckle up for some bad puns, pilgrim.
These puns are truly bad to the bone.