A Jam-Packed List of Berry Puns
From hunter-gatherer days to now, people have always loved berries. And why wouldn’t they? They’re delicious, colorful, bite-sized, and on top of all that, packed with nutrition.
Okay, all of that is berry interesting, but it’s not why we’re here. We’re here to share a heaping basketful of berry puns. These clever puns come in a variety of styles – from riddles to short sayings – so you can cherrypick the ones you like best.
Riddles
We think you’ll agree that the following berry-related riddles are funny. Berry, berry funny.
- What do you call a cute berry?
A strawww-berry!
- What do you call a depressed berry?
A blue berry! - Is it hard to make berries into a dessert?
No, it’s easy as pie! - Why did the blueberry thank the strawberry?
He helped him out of a jam! - What do you call a berry that exploded?
A blew-berry!
- Did you hear about the town gossip who hid blueberries in her purse?
She had lots of juicy secrets! - What do you call an ant who falls into a jar of preserves?
Dead and berried! - What type of berries migrate in the winter?
Gooseberries! - Did you hear about the girl who smashed berries in her hair?
She wanted to be a strawberry blonde!
- What do wild berries become when they get more mature?
Elderberries! - What kind of berries always cause allergic reactions?
Rash-berries! - What do you get if you have 3.14 blueberries?
Blueberry pi!
- Where can you buy berries that won’t get stuck in your teeth?
Just avoid the seedy part of town! - What did the student say when she found out that cherries aren’t technically berries?
That’s the pits! - Did you hear about the new sci-fi series about evil sentient fruit?
It’s directed by Gene Rottenberry!
Captions
Here are some berry puns that are ideal for social media captions.
- Life has been berry good to me.
- Berries are my jam.
- Eat, Drink, and Be Berry.
- Life is sweet.
- I’ve found berried treasure.
- Keep Calm and Berry On.
- The time is ripe for some delicious berries.
- [Cherries] I cherry-ish moments like this.
- [Blueberries] I’m feeling blue.
- [Cranberries] I cran barely contain my excitement.
Gifts
Finally, here are a few berry puns to send along with gifts.
- You are naturally sweet.
- For all that you do, thank you berry much!
- Let’s berry the hatchet!
- Just wanted to let you know that you are berry special to me.
- Berry Christmas!
- I’m berry glad to have you as a friend!
- Wishing you the berry best!
- Hope you enjoy these berry much!
