From hunter-gatherer days to now, people have always loved berries. And why wouldn’t they? They’re delicious, colorful, bite-sized, and on top of all that, packed with nutrition.
Berries have so many enticing qualities, it’s like they’re begging to be eaten. In fact, that may not be far from the truth, as scientists believe berries and other fruits evolved to attract animals who would eat them and spread the seeds far and wide.
Okay, all of that is berry interesting, but it’s not why we’re here. We’re here to share a heaping basketful of berry puns. These clever puns come in a variety of styles – from riddles to short sayings – so you can cherrypick the ones you like best.
We think you’ll agree that the following berry-related riddles are funny. Berry, berry funny.
- What do you call a cute berry?
- What do you call a depressed berry?
A blue berry!
- Is it hard to make berries into a dessert?
No, it’s easy as pie!
- Why did the blueberry thank the strawberry?
He helped him out of a jam!
- What do you call a berry that exploded?
- Did you hear about the town gossip who hid blueberries in her purse?
She had lots of juicy secrets!
- What do you call an ant who falls into a jar of preserves?
Dead and berried!
- What type of berries migrate in the winter?
- Did you hear about the girl who smashed berries in her hair?
She wanted to be a strawberry blonde!
- What do wild berries become when they get more mature?
- What kind of berries always cause allergic reactions?
- What do you get if you have 3.14 blueberries?
- Where can you buy berries that won’t get stuck in your teeth?
Just avoid the seedy part of town!
- What did the student say when she found out that cherries aren’t technically berries?
That’s the pits!
- Did you hear about the new sci-fi series about evil sentient fruit?
It’s directed by Gene Rottenberry!
Here are some berry puns that are ideal for social media captions.
- Life has been berry good to me.
- Berries are my jam.
- Eat, Drink, and Be Berry.
- Life is sweet.
- I’ve found berried treasure.
- Keep Calm and Berry On.
- The time is ripe for some delicious berries.
- [Cherries] I cherry-ish moments like this.
- [Blueberries] I’m feeling blue.
- [Cranberries] I cran barely contain my excitement.
Finally, here are a few berry puns to send along with gifts.
- You are naturally sweet.
- For all that you do, thank you berry much!
- Let’s berry the hatchet!
- Just wanted to let you know that you are berry special to me.
- Berry Christmas!
- I’m berry glad to have you as a friend!
- Wishing you the berry best!
- Hope you enjoy these berry much!
If you liked these berry puns, you might also have a grape time reading out our list of wine puns.