Very Punny

Scariest thing about Halloween? It’s gotta be the bad puns.

These pumpkin sayings are so bad, they’re gourd.

These vampire puns are certain to drive you batty.

Hope you enjoy biting humor, because this list is crawling with it.

Awesomely awful autumnal puns.

These puns are class clown-approved.

An eggs-haustive list of eggy wordplay.

You’ll definitely want to hang around for these batty sayings.

Donut pass up this list of cute sayings.

Trust us, these sayings are berry funny.

These cupcake puns are so sweet, you’ll eat ’em up.

Because Monday is pun-day.

These witch puns are so bad, you might even find them hex-cruciating.

Our ghostwriters worked overtime on these fab-boo-lous puns.

We must be out of our skulls to come up with boneheaded puns like these.

Verbal shenanigans to share with your boon friends.