These Fall Puns Will Leaf You Smiling
Fall has a lot going for it… cooler weather, pretty scenery, pumpkin-flavored beverages up the wazoo. For all those reasons and more, many people consider autumn the best season of all. The only complaint? It doesn’t last nearly long enough.
The moral of this story is to make the most of fall while it lasts. And what better way to celebrate the season than with some awesomely awful autumnal puns? Here’s a list of fall puns that hit on all the best things about this time of year.
Jokes
Here are some puns about the fall season that take the form of riddles.
- What happened to the apple that narrowly escaped being pressed into cider?
It lived apple-y ever after!
- What did autumn say to summer?
“Make like a tree and leave!” - What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
An autumn-mobile! - Did you hear there’s a new reality show about skydiving?
Now that’s what I call fall programming! - What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy! - What month does every tree dread?
Sept-timmmberrr!
- Did you read the book about fall foliage?
No, but I leafed through it! - What do you call someone who searches for the best fall apples for juicing?
An apple sighter! - Did the farmer drive a stick shift when harvesting his fall crops?
No, it was an autumn-matic! - What did the farmer do when he caught someone stealing his apples, corn, and pumpkins?
He beat the crop out of him! - Why are October bonfires so hard to resist?
Because you just want to keep going back for s’more! - Why did the lions move at the end of summer?
Because the pride goeth before the fall!
- Did you hear about the tree who deserted the forest at the end of fall?
He was absent without leaves! - Why do trees hate pop quizzes when they go back to school in the fall?
Because they’re easily stumped! - What do you call someone who makes their living walking through piles of dead leaves?
A pro rustler! - What did they serve for dessert at the mathematics convention in November?
Pumpkin pi! - Did you hear about the haunted house that had to close down after a corn maze next door took all their business?
They didn’t stand a ghost of a chance!
- What did the leaf say to autumn?
I’m falling for you! - Did you hear about the squirrel who built up an enormous cache for winter?
Everyone said he was nuts! - What did the last leaf on the tree say when all the other leaves had fallen?
“Don’t leaf me hangin’!” - Did you hear someone spilled a whole cartload of caramel apples at the fall festival?
Talk about a sticky situation! - What did the scarecrow say when he lost all his stuffing?
“That’s the last straw!”
- What did the lawn say to the rake last autumn?
Leaf me alone! - Why did the nervous tree worry that he would never get his leaves back after autumn?
He didn’t be-leaf in himself! - What did the nervous tree say when he finally got his leaves back in the spring?
“What a re-leaf!” - What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest! - What kind of top should you wear in the fall?
A crop top!
Greetings
Looking for a clever way to wish someone a happy fall? Here are some punny options.
- Fright-fall. Thank-fall. Beauti-fall. Happy Fall, y’all!
- Humpty Dumpty had a great fall – hope you do too!
- Crisp air, fall fairs, color everywhere… hope this autumn leaves you feeling refreshed.
- Thank gourd it’s almost pumpkin spice time. Happy Fall!
- Hay there! Hope this fall has you ridin’ high!
- After months of sweaty weather, it’s time for some sweater weather. Have fun chillin’ this fall!
- You can’t help but enjoy this time of year – it’s autumn-matic!
- I’m going to go out on a limb and say I be-leaf in you. Have a great fall!
- Hold on to your nuts… fall is almost here!
- Enjoy the beautiful foliage while it lasts, because before you know it, autumn leaves.
- Just wanted to leaf you with my best wishes for fall. Orange you glad the leaves are turning? I’m so happy, I could yellow ’bout it.
- Happy Fall! May your pumpkin lattes be spice-tacular and your caramel corn a-maize-ing.
- May your autumn be awesome.
Punny Fall Sayings
Finally, here are some catchy fall puns that are perfect for slogans and social media captions.
- Fall is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf and show your true colors.
- If money really did grow on trees, in fall we’d all be raking it in.
- With all the pumpkins around, autumn is definitely the most gourd-geous season.
- After a summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
- Why is autumn my favorite season? Because it’s the most color-fall.
- I hate when the leaves fall all at once and I have to spend all day cleaning them up… but them’s the rakes.
- I’m fall-ing for you. What I’m trying to say is, I love you from the autumn of my heart.
- Don’t stop be-leafing in the wonder of fall.
- I don’t mean to be sappy, but fall is a tree-mendous time of year.
- Fall apples are to pie for.
- How much do I love pumpkin spice? A latte!
- Grinning jack o’ lanterns, cute little ghosts and goblins, puppies playing in piles of leaves… this is why they call it Aww-tumn.
- Dear gourd, I am pumped for the start of Jack-o-Lantern season.
- When it comes to fall, all I can say is, love it or leaf it.
- I love fall puns. Guess I’m just acorn-y guy.
