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A King-Sized List of Candy Bar Sayings

Don’t snicker, but giving someone a candy bar is a simple and affordable way to show your appreciation. To sweeten the deal, you can even add a note with a nutty little saying on it. Candy bar messages like these often involve mounds of goofiness, including gooey puns that can lead to a lot of bellyaching from people who can’t stand sweet talk.

As you can see, coming up with cute candy bar sayings isn’t that hard. The main challenge is matching the desired sentiment with the recipient’s favored goodie. Because some brand names are more pun-friendly than others, it always helps if the person isn’t particularly picky about their chocolate.

But in case they are, here’s a list of clever candy bar sayings organized by brand. Consider using one of these the next time you want to give thanks to a teacher, sports coach, friend, spouse, or some other indispensable person in your life. Just print the message on a card and attach it to the nougaty gift of choice.

Messages for candy bar gifts

Hershey’s/General Chocolate Bar Sayings

You are the sweetest person, BAR none
You are the best [teacher/coach/friend], BAR none
Thanks for your KING-SIZED help
Hope this little gift doesn’t go to waist
You’re my sweetie
Your sweetness really raises the BAR

Almond Joy

For all the JOY you bring
It’s a JOY working with you
With you as my [teacher/coach/friend], every day is pure JOY

Baby Ruth

You’re the best – and that’s the truth, Ruth
You hit it out of the park!
Baby, you’re the sweetest


You make things BUTTER by working your FINGERS to the bone – thanks!
Life with you just keeps getting BUTTER
When it comes to [teaching/coaching], there’s no one BUTTER
Don’t take it personally, but I’m giving you the FINGER
(Get Well) Hope you feel BUTTER soon – until then, don’t lift a FINGER


Thanks for coming through in a CRUNCH
When it’s CRUNCH time, I want you on my side
You always help out in a CRUNCH – thank you!

Junior Mints

I always MINT to tell you how much I appreciate you
Thanks for your all your commit-MINT
You and I are MINT for each other

Kit Kat

You deserve a break today
You are one cool KAT
You’re the Cat’s Meow


Many & Many thanks for all you do
I love you More & More each day
You are Marvelous & Magnificent
(Romantic) I melt in your hands
(Mail Carrier) For all the Miles & Miles you travel for us

Milk Duds

As a [teacher/coach/friend], you’re no dud!

Milky Way

You’re the best [teacher/coach/friend] in the galaxy
Your work is truly out of this world
Don’t MILK it, but I think you’re WAY cool

Mr. Goodbar

MISTER, you’re one GOOD [teacher/coach/friend]
Your GOOD work really raises the BAR
Looking forward to a good year


You deserve MOUNDS of thanks
For someone who does MOUNDS of work everyday – thanks!
Wishing you MOUNDS of happiness


I’d have to be nuts not to appreciate you
You’re nutty, but I still love you
I would go nuts without your help

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

I’m sticking to you like peanut butter
You and Me: Two great tastes that taste great together

Reese’s Pieces:

I love you to PIECES
Without you, I would fall to PIECES


You’re awesome for so many RIESENS
Why do I love you? Let me count the RIESENS

Rolos/Tootsie Rolls

I like how you ROLL
Thanks for ROLLING up your sleeves and helping
You’re on a ROLL – great job!


Don’t SNICKER, but I think you’re the greatest
Thanks for all the giggles
You always know how to make me laugh


I really SKOR’ed when I met you
I really SKOR’ed getting you as a [teacher/coach/friend]
(Romantic) Hoping to SKOR with you tonight

3 Musketeers

Being around you is always an adventure
To someone who does the work of three people – thanks!


Just be-TWIX the two of us, you’re the greatest
Thanks for teaching this old dog some new TWIX


You’re a WHOPPER of a friend
I won’t lie: You’re a great [teacher/coach/friend]

While not technically a candy bar, Skittles also make a great little gift. We have a colorful assortment of Skittles puns to send along with them, too.

Mat Jobe