Don’t snicker, but giving someone a candy bar is a simple and affordable way to show your appreciation. To sweeten the deal, you can even add a note with a nutty little saying on it. Candy bar messages like these often involve mounds of goofiness, including gooey puns that can lead to a lot of bellyaching from people who can’t stand sweet talk.
As you can see, coming up with cute candy bar sayings isn’t that hard. The main challenge is matching the desired sentiment with the recipient’s favored goodie. Because some brand names are more pun-friendly than others, it always helps if the person isn’t particularly picky about their chocolate.
But in case they are, here’s a list of clever candy bar sayings organized by brand. Consider using one of these the next time you want to give thanks to a teacher, sports coach, friend, spouse, or some other indispensable person in your life. Just print the message on a card and attach it to the nougaty gift of choice.
Hershey’s/General Chocolate Bar Sayings
You are the sweetest person, BAR none
You are the best [teacher/coach/friend], BAR none
Thanks for your KING-SIZED help
Hope this little gift doesn’t go to waist
You’re my sweetie
Your sweetness really raises the BAR
Almond Joy
For all the JOY you bring
It’s a JOY working with you
With you as my [teacher/coach/friend], every day is pure JOY
Baby Ruth
You’re the best – and that’s the truth, Ruth
You hit it out of the park!
Baby, you’re the sweetest
Butterfinger
You make things BUTTER by working your FINGERS to the bone – thanks!
Life with you just keeps getting BUTTER
When it comes to [teaching/coaching], there’s no one BUTTER
Don’t take it personally, but I’m giving you the FINGER
(Get Well) Hope you feel BUTTER soon – until then, don’t lift a FINGER
Crunch
Thanks for coming through in a CRUNCH
When it’s CRUNCH time, I want you on my side
You always help out in a CRUNCH – thank you!
Junior Mints
I always MINT to tell you how much I appreciate you
Thanks for your all your commit-MINT
You and I are MINT for each other
Kit Kat
You deserve a break today
You are one cool KAT
You’re the Cat’s Meow
M&M’s
Many & Many thanks for all you do
I love you More & More each day
You are Marvelous & Magnificent
(Romantic) I melt in your hands
(Mail Carrier) For all the Miles & Miles you travel for us
Milk Duds
As a [teacher/coach/friend], you’re no dud!
Milky Way
You’re the best [teacher/coach/friend] in the galaxy
Your work is truly out of this world
Don’t MILK it, but I think you’re WAY cool
Mr. Goodbar
MISTER, you’re one GOOD [teacher/coach/friend]
Your GOOD work really raises the BAR
Looking forward to a good year
Mounds
You deserve MOUNDS of thanks
For someone who does MOUNDS of work everyday – thanks!
Wishing you MOUNDS of happiness
Nutrageous
I’d have to be nuts not to appreciate you
You’re nutty, but I still love you
I would go nuts without your help
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
I’m sticking to you like peanut butter
You and Me: Two great tastes that taste great together
Reese’s Pieces:
I love you to PIECES
Without you, I would fall to PIECES
Riesens
You’re awesome for so many RIESENS
Why do I love you? Let me count the RIESENS
Rolos/Tootsie Rolls
I like how you ROLL
Thanks for ROLLING up your sleeves and helping
You’re on a ROLL – great job!
Snickers
Don’t SNICKER, but I think you’re the greatest
Thanks for all the giggles
You always know how to make me laugh
Skor
I really SKOR’ed when I met you
I really SKOR’ed getting you as a [teacher/coach/friend]
(Romantic) Hoping to SKOR with you tonight
3 Musketeers
Being around you is always an adventure
To someone who does the work of three people – thanks!
Twix
Just be-TWIX the two of us, you’re the greatest
Thanks for teaching this old dog some new TWIX
Whoppers
You’re a WHOPPER of a friend
I won’t lie: You’re a great [teacher/coach/friend]
While not technically a candy bar, Skittles also make a great little gift. We have a colorful assortment of Skittles puns to send along with them, too.
Mat Jobe has written for print and online publications for over 25 years. In that time, he's worked as a journalist, blogger, and technical writer, and even had a brief stint as a video game writer. He founded AllWording.com in 2014.
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