75 Sun-sational Summer Puns

Summer, more than any other season, is associated with fun. School is out, social gatherings dot the calendar, and adventure awaits those who have vacations and camping trips in their plans. If the seasons were people, summer would no doubt be the party animal of the bunch.

To celebrate this playful time of the year, I’ve put together some summertime wordplay for crafts, captions, or just your own amusement. These summer puns feature warm weather, sand, water, swimming pools, and all the other things that make summer the hottest season for fun.

Riddles | Captions

Riddles

Here are some summertime puns in the form of funny riddles.

What do you call someone who goes back and forth over whether to wear shoes or go barefoot?
A flip-flopper.

What’s a cool way for dads to get around on a hot summer day?
By riding a pop-cycle.
What kind of tan can you get if you live in the city?
A metropoli-tan.

Why did the police officer take the informant to a backyard barbecue?
So he could grill him for information.
How do baseball stadiums stay cool in the summer?
Lots of fans.
Is it hard to set up a fan in summertime?
Nah, it’s a breeze.
What did the vacationer say when they finally got to visit the ocean again?
“Long time, no sea!”

Why did the king’s son stay inside all summer?
He liked the heir conditioning.
Why did the baseball player bring his glove to the beach?
He wanted to catch some sun.
What’s the best way to serve sun tea?
In sun glasses.
What do you call it when you hallucinate about traveling by car on summer vacation?
A road trip.
What do cannibals drink in the summertime?
Eyes tea.

What did the beach say to the ocean?
“Water you up to today?”
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
Why do people love to talk about their exotic vacations?
Because it’s a good tropic of conversation.
What did the couple do to celebrate their love on the beach at sunset?
They tide the knot.
What do you call a beachgoer who’s so engrossed in a book that they neglect to reapply sunscreen?
Well red.

Did you hear about the Irishman who liked to eat outside all summer long?
His name was Paddy O’Dining.
Where did the little pig like to wile away the summer?
In a ham-mock.
Why did the little pig decide to go inside when it got hot outside?
Because he was bacon.
Did you hear about the nerve-wracking camping trip?
It was in tents.

What did the aquarium enthusiast like to wear in the summertime?
Tank tops.
Why did the ice cream truck crash into a tree?
Because it was out of cone-trol.
What do you call it when two people meet for drinks in 90 degree weather?
A hot date.
Where did the vacationing family stay when almost every option was booked for the summer?
Their last resort.
Why doesn’t anyone want to associate with teachers during the summer?
Because they have no class.

What happened when the couple had an argument in the middle of July?
Things got heated.
Why did the student snap his ruler in half on the last day of school?
Because it was summer break.
What’s the only kind of bee people want to see at a picnic?
A Fris-bee.

Why did the lawn service haggle with the homeowner?
They wanted mow money.
Why did the woman go to bed early on the summer solstice?
Because she had a long day.
What game do black birds like to play in the summertime?
Crow-quet.
Why was the girl attracted to guys with sunburns?
Because she found them a-peeling.

What do you call a swimming pool that serves alcohol?
A dive bar.
Why did the woman avoid the man wearing a sun hat?
Because he looked shady.
How did the little snowman react to the start of summer?
He had a meltdown.
What are the odds of a watermelon having exactly one seed?
One in a melon.
What did the fisherman say when summer finally came?
“It’s aboat time!”

How do hermit crabs call each other?
On their shell-phones.
Did you hear about the person who hated summer?
They eventually warmed up to it.
How did the lifeguard feel about taking a job as a waiter when fall came?
Well, it was no day at the beach.
How did the sunglasses salesperson feel about the sun?
She took a dim view of it.