100 Egg Puns That Will Crack You Up

Egg puns are easy. Just take any word starting with ex, swap in egg or eggs, and you’re done. With such a simple formula, you don’t have to be some kind of eggs-pert to come up with your own eggs-amples.

The endless possibilities for egg wordplay make Easter the punniest of all holidays (although bunny puns also have something to do with it). Of course, not everyone is happy about this – for some, puns of all varieties are painfully unfunny. If that’s you, you might want to scramble for the eggs-it, because here comes an eggs-haustive list of the best egg puns, jokes, and sayings.

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Egg Riddles and One-Liners

You know what they say: You can’t make an egg pun without cracking a few jokes. Or something like that. Anyway, here are some eggs-quisitely rotten jokes about eggs.

How do you deal with a deviled egg?
Call an eggs-orcist!

How do you deal with a deviled egg? Call an eggs-orcist!

How do you serve a funny looking egg?
Funny side up!
What do you call a hen who likes to lay her eggs when people are watching?
An eggs-hibitionist!
What did the breakfast cook do when he ran out of ingredients for quiche?
He had to scramble!
Is it safe to make scrambled eggs in a hurry?
No, it’s very whisk-y!

What do you say to someone with egg on their face?
The yolk’s on you!
What do you do when a chicken can’t lay an egg because it’s stuck?
Give her a hen-ema!
Some chicks have to be coaxed out of their shells, while others are born eggs-troverts.
Do you know what they’re charging for eggs these days? It’s eggs-orbitant!

What kind of egg dish can you order at a restaurant when you have no money?
A free-ttata!
How do you know if an egg is rotten?
Check the eggs-piration date!
Why did the chicken take so long to cross the road?
There was no eggs-press lane!
Why did the egg regret being in an omelet?
It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be!

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
How did the omelet find out she was ill?
She had an eggs-amination!
What time of day did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall?
At the crack of dawn!
I heard a rumor that someone pushed Humpty Dumpty off the wall, but it turned out to be a crackpot theory.

What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week?
Fry-day, of course!
Why did the hen go under the chicken coop?
She was trying to lay low!
What’s the worst crime as far as an egg is concerned?
Poaching!
Where can you go to learn more about eggs?
A hen-cyclopedia!

What do you call a smart omelet?
An egghead!
Be careful what you say around egg whites. Everyone knows they can’t take a yolk.
How do you make an egg roll?
Just give it a little push!
Why were the eggs running?
Because they were afraid of being beaten!
What did Snow White name her hen?
Egg White!

How do you find a chicken coop on a map?
Eggs marks the spot!
What do you call an alien chicken?
An eggs-traterrestrial!
What did the easygoing lady say when she was served the wrong egg dish?
Omelet this slide!
I don’t know if I’ll like scrambled eggs, but it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
Egg puns crack me up.

Easter Egg Puns

Here are some eggs-amples of puns specifically about Easter eggs.

How does the Easter Bunny get in shape for Easter?
He gets lots of eggs-ercise!

How does the Easter Bunny get in shape for Easter? He gets lots of eggs-ercise!

Who is the best person to judge an Easter egg coloring contest?
An eggs-pert!
What do you call it when a student paints Easter eggs after school?
An eggs-tracurricular activity!
What kind of plants does the Easter Bunny grow in his garden?
Eggplants, of course!
I can’t decide if I want to get a new hairdo this afternoon or color Easter eggs. It’s a ‘do or dye situation.

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
How does the Easter Bunny feel after he’s made all his deliveries?
Eggs-hausted!
What do you do when you have too many Easter eggs?
Call an eggs-terminator!
Did you hear about the guy who threatened to break all of the Easter Bunny’s eggs if he didn’t get a big payoff?
He was arrested for eggs-tortion!

What’s the best way to find Easter eggs?
Just do a little eggs-ploring!
Fitting everything into your Easter basket is an eggs-acting science.
What art style is best for painting Easter eggs?
Eggs-pressionism!
What should you do if someone is behaving badly at the Easter egg hunt?
Just egg-nore them!

Easter Greetings

Egg puns are also at home in Easter cards and messages. Here are some Easter egg puns that are truly to dye for.

Happy Easter to a good egg!

Easter is the one time of year when it’s good to put all your eggs in one basket.
Have an egg-cellent Easter!
Color me egg-cited to wish you a Happy Easter!
I’m egg-static to have you as a friend. Happy Easter!

Happy Easter to some-bunny who always cracks me up!
Hope you have an eggs-tra special Easter!
May the Easter Bunny spare no egg-spense with your basket this year!
Wishing you a basketful of egg-citement this Easter!

It’s do or dye time – Easter is here!
Just wanted to eggs-press warm wishes for you this Easter!
May your Easter basket contain everything you were eggs-pecting!
Hope you have an eggs-traordinary Easter that is everything it was cracked up to be!
Happy Easter to some-bunny who deserves a basketful of joy – and that’s no eggs-aggeration!