Egg puns are easy. Just take any word starting with ex, swap in egg or eggs, and you’re done. With such a simple formula, you don’t have to be some kind of eggs-pert to come up with your own eggs-amples.
The endless possibilities for egg wordplay make Easter the punniest of all holidays (although bunny puns also have something to do with it). Of course, not everyone is happy about this – for some, puns of all varieties are painfully unfunny. If that’s you, you might want to scramble for the eggs-it, because here comes an eggs-haustive list of the best egg puns, jokes, and sayings.
Egg Riddles and One-Liners
You know what they say: You can’t make an egg pun without cracking a few jokes. Or something like that. Anyway, here are some egg-quisitely rotten jokes about eggs.
There was no eggs-press lane!
It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be!
He gets lots of eggs-ercise!
She had an eggs-amination!
Fry-day, of course!
Because he just got laid!
An egg head!
Eggs marks the spot!
He was a little chicken!
Just give it a little push!
Because they were afraid of being beaten!
Because it’s too hard to wallpaper them!
Egg puns are also at home in Easter cards and messages. Here are some Easter egg puns that are truly to dye for.
Turning celebrity names into egg puns is a popular pastime for some people (hey, we don’t judge). Here are some egg pun names that can’t be beat.
Want to impress the chicks? These egg pickup lines will really give you something to crow about.