You know what they say about pizza: Even when it’s bad, it’s good. You could say the same about puns. In fact, for many people, bad puns are the best puns. The more groans they induce, the better.
So, if bad pizza is good, and bad puns are good, what do you get when you mix pizza and puns? One cheesy combo that’s hard to top. If you like saucy wordplay like that, just wait until you sink your teeth into the following list of pizza puns.
Gifts and Greetings
Want to make friends and influence people? Send pizza. Here are some puns that go perfectly with a gift of pizza.
- No matter how you slice it, you’re awesome.
- Sending you a pizza offering.
- Have a slice day!
- For a supreme friend.
- Unlike this pizza, you can’t be topped.
- All I’m saying is…. give pizza a chance.
- [Thanks] You really delivered for me.
- [Birthday] Happy birthday to one crusty old [bastard/lady].
Romantic Pizza Puns
Here are some silly puns about pizza that you can send to a special someone. Note: If you’re looking for pizza-related homecoming proposal ideas, also see this list.
- Sorry if this sounds cheesy, but you’ve melted my heart.
- Olive you so much.
- You will always have a pizza my heart.
- You’re the greatest thing since sliced pizza.
- You’re my cutie pie.
- I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
- You and I make a deluxe combo.
- [Naughty] You’re one hot pizza ass.
Pizza Party Puns
Here are some cute puns to use on a pizza party invitation.
- Join us for a slice of fun.
- Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
- This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
- This is one cheesy party you won’t want to miss.
- [Make Your Own] It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
To top things off, here are some piping hot pizza riddles for your enjoyment.
- Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?
He kneaded the dough!
- What do you call someone who likes her pizza uncooked?
- Is it hard to make a pizza from scratch?
No, it’s easy as pie!
- What is the aardvark’s favorite pizza topping?
- What type of pizza do taxidermists prefer?
- What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?
You wanna pizza me?
- What kind of pizza do competitive runners like best?
- Why does eating pizza make you want to take a nap?
Because with all that pizza and mozzarella, you’re bound to catch some z’s!
- What kind of cheese to hairdressers like on their pizza?
- Did you hear about the guy who wanted to open a pizzeria on an airplane?
It was a pie-in-the-sky idea!
- What type of cheese do dogs like on their pizza?
One other thing that pizza and puns have in common is that you can never get enough of them. If you’re looking for more funny food-related wordplay, be sure to check out our lists of cookie puns and candy bar sayings.