Cookies have power. Specifically, the word “cookie” has the power to grab attention and make ears perk up. This holds true for the old and the young, the rich and the poor, the human and the canine.
Hence, when you engage in cookie wordplay, you’re playing with power. And believe us, there’s a lot to play with. Cookies might not contain a lot of nutrition, but they’re a rich and delectable source of puns.
To see what we mean, just check out this list of cookie puns. These cookie-related jokes, quotes, and sayings are sure to leave you with a chip-eating grin on your face.
To start off, here are some riddles that make use of cookie puns.
- What do you get when you use a deer-shaped cookie cutter?
- What kind of keys does the Gingerbread Man carry?
- How do you make a baby computer cry?
Delete his cookies!
- What kind of cookies do rich people like best?
- What did Homer Simpson say when he dropped a plate of cookies?
- What type of cookies do redheads like best?
- Why did the chocolate chip cookie drop all his chips?
Because that’s the way the cookie fumbles!
- What kind of cookies do vampires prefer?
- What do you call an oatmeal raisin cookie baked at 666 degrees?
- Why couldn’t the Cookie Monster make his bed?
He couldn’t find a cookie sheet!
- Why did the Oreo cookie visit the dentist?
To get his filling replaced!
- What’s the best kind of cookie to hand out on Halloween?
Ghoul scout cookies!
- What do you call it when two cookies from the same sheet fall in love?
A batch made in heaven!
- Why did the thief rob the Keebler Elves?
Because they had a lot of dough!
- What do you call a thief who robs the Keebler Elves?
A gift of cookies is always a big hit. Here are some short cookie sayings for the gift tag.
- You’re one smart cookie.
- Without you, I would crumble.
- A cookie gift for my kooky friend.
- Here’s a variety of cookies you can pick and chews from.
- Just hoping to bake your day a little better.
- I appreciate having a tough cookie like you in my corner.
- Looky, looky, I made you cookies!
- [Get Well] I heard you were feeling crummy. Hope this cheers you up a little bit.
- [Chocolate Chip Cookies] For someone who never fails to chip in when asked.
- [Chocolate Chip Cookies] You’re on my chip list.
- [Chocolate Chip Cookies] I made you some chocolate chip wookiees (they’re Chewy).
- [Christmas Cookies] Believe in the magic… of cookies.
- [Nuts] These cookies are a little nutty… just like me!
- [Sugar Cookies] A little sugar for the sweetest friend a person could ask for.
- [Oatmeal Raisin] For someone who’s always raisin’ the bar.
For more sweet gift tag ideas, check out this list of candy bar sayings.
Finally, just for fun, here are a few cookie-related pickup lines. Warning: These are not for the easily offended.
- You must be cookie dough, because I just want to press you on a sheet.
- I’d like to frost your cookie.
- You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie. Now all you need is some cream filling…
- Baby, we go together like milk and cookies.
- I’d like to get my hand in your cookie jar.