Trying to come up with pool puns can send you off the deep end. There are so many possibilities, it’s enough to make your head swim. Before long, you might even find yourself in over your head.
Yes, the subject of swimming pools is ripe for pun-making. If you’re looking for ideas, dive right into this Olympic-sized list of clever swimming pool puns. Last one in is a rotten egg!
Captions and Greetings
To get things started, here are some shorter pool-related puns you can send out to friends and followers.
- This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
- For instant fun, just add water.
- [Diving Board] I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
- Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
- My moment in the sun.
- Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
- This summer is going swimmingly.
- [Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
- Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
- This is one spray-cation to remember.
- Poor white splash.
- [Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
- Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
- Summer is just floating by.
Pool Party Puns
Here are some good puns to use on a pool party invitation or flyer. For general help on writing a party invitation, check out this article.
- We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
- Water you doing on [date]?
- Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
- Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
- We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
- Get in the swim this summer.
- Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
What list of puns would be complete without some corny jokes? Here are some funny pool-related riddles.
- Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
- What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
- What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
- How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
- Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
- What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
- Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
- Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
- What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
- How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
- What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
- What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
If you thought those pool puns were all wet, you must be a fan of dry humor. If, on the other hand, you enjoyed them, you can find more pun in the sun in our sandy dandy list of beach puns.